Wow, readers. I have my first question from a male viewer.
Q: “Why do some females say they give head, but when the time comes they fake on it?”
A: Dear reader: “You’re probably dealing with a young girl who’s insecure in herself. She says these things thinking that it will make you like her more but when you whip out your Johnson and call her bluff she’s afraid. If this is your girl, try making her feel comfortable with you reassuring her that oral stimulation is not a must in your relationship and when and if she’s ready then its fine. Now if your dealing with a roller then she probably got down to do the deed and realized your hygiene wasn’t up to par and changed her fucking mind and you should wash your balls next time before proceeding to receive head.”
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Ok readers, my third question is this:
Q: “How do I let down a youngin' easy so he won’t get indignant with me? It’s not my fault he sprung.”
A: Dear reader: “If you still plan on carrying on sexual relations with this person then the lines obviously weren’t drawn in the beginning that this was just a sexual thing. Now that you’ve got yourself in this mishmash the only way out is cold and harsh. Sever the cord immediately with no type of contact what so ever. He’s young so the next piece of hot ass that comes by with an open for business sign tacked to it, he’ll bounce right the fuck back.”
A: Dear reader: “If you still plan on carrying on sexual relations with this person then the lines obviously weren’t drawn in the beginning that this was just a sexual thing. Now that you’ve got yourself in this mishmash the only way out is cold and harsh. Sever the cord immediately with no type of contact what so ever. He’s young so the next piece of hot ass that comes by with an open for business sign tacked to it, he’ll bounce right the fuck back.”
Monday, November 16, 2009
My next questions comes from another anonymous reader:
Q: "Do gay dudes douche there buttholes?"
A: "I've never given this much thought but now that the questions' been presented to me, i'd have to say I hope so! Considering that there's a lot of nasty men out there that probably don't protect themselves they just bust nut all up in each other butts and it just sits there and they have leakage. I hear this is why some men plug a cotton ball and yes sometimes a tampon to catch this leakage. So in short i'd say yes, please douche your entrances."
Q: "Do gay dudes douche there buttholes?"
A: "I've never given this much thought but now that the questions' been presented to me, i'd have to say I hope so! Considering that there's a lot of nasty men out there that probably don't protect themselves they just bust nut all up in each other butts and it just sits there and they have leakage. I hear this is why some men plug a cotton ball and yes sometimes a tampon to catch this leakage. So in short i'd say yes, please douche your entrances."
Hello and welcome to my blog. My very first question comes from a woman who wishes to remain anonymous. Her question to me is this:
Q: “When dating a married man, where exactly is the respect line drawn? For example, how soon do you cancel dates or should the married man always make a way to respond to texts, emails etc. And is it okay to ask exactly how he views you? Basically how do I establish where we stand in the relationship?”
A: Dear reader: “First and foremost when dating anyone married or not the respect line must be drawn with a sharpie marker from the beginning. You have to understand that he’s carrying on two relationships so dates will be broken and text and emails will go unanswered. However, you are giving him a piece of you so he should show some initiative and respect to contact you as soon as he can to explain why he cancelled or couldn’t call. You come second to his wife ALWAYS so don’t ever let yourself think otherwise. You have to separate your feelings and realize that this is only a fuck thing for him no matter what he says or does to contradict this. He is a liar and cannot be trusted because look at the way he’s treating the woman he took vows with. And yes, this advice is being offered via personal experience.”
Q: “When dating a married man, where exactly is the respect line drawn? For example, how soon do you cancel dates or should the married man always make a way to respond to texts, emails etc. And is it okay to ask exactly how he views you? Basically how do I establish where we stand in the relationship?”
A: Dear reader: “First and foremost when dating anyone married or not the respect line must be drawn with a sharpie marker from the beginning. You have to understand that he’s carrying on two relationships so dates will be broken and text and emails will go unanswered. However, you are giving him a piece of you so he should show some initiative and respect to contact you as soon as he can to explain why he cancelled or couldn’t call. You come second to his wife ALWAYS so don’t ever let yourself think otherwise. You have to separate your feelings and realize that this is only a fuck thing for him no matter what he says or does to contradict this. He is a liar and cannot be trusted because look at the way he’s treating the woman he took vows with. And yes, this advice is being offered via personal experience.”
